Good day everyone. I see beautiful and handsome faces everywhere. From the look of things, I believe you all are not too broke to pay attention. I am not here to sugarcoat words nor am I here to massage your ego. In fact, I am here to piss you off, you may call me the prophet of doom. But first, Assalamu alaikum. Peace be upon you. I heard it’s hunting season and some hyenas are getting ready to pounce on you little prey. But I have come, I have come to put an end to this recurring saga, call me your big brother. I have come to make you kid wired to do the right thing so you do not get left behind.
Mercy, your behind has made you the subject of attraction and instead of you to lockdown your emotion, and use your brain, you say you want to pepper dem. Pele o Bolanle. Wathoni problem if you continue to sway your backside to the tune of every Dick and Harry. How myopic are you not to see the wolves in sheeps’ clothing. That they want to be in a ship with you just to remove your clothing. You makeup your face to night class only to end up making out. When the result comes, like Dorathy, I hope you accept it with your full chest and not find someone to help you carry the Cross.
Hey bro, perhaps you have been told that to get high grades, you need to get high, so you get high grades of weed to keep you company. You weed out good company and frolic with the bad ones. Na school dem send you come but evqery Friday na for nightclubs. Puff puff pass, you have become the life of the party. Your consumption of liquor rose to the point where even the DJ begins to fear the consequences of your action. My brother, the fear of Gordons they say is the beginning of weeds-dom. But you turn your left ear to take a puff at the sky so +uaawhen the sky daddy turns his left ear to your woes, you are left alone until Yaba left becomes your new home.
Woss Wobi, no matter how long it takes a stammerer will complete his words. Why not suspend instant gratification to chase your dreams so your dreams do not later become a nightmare where every night you dream about dreams unfulfilled. It is not too late to retrace your steps, so the future you dream of does not become a TB. Joshua, this building is not a synagogue but I have come to you as a prophet. Will you hearken to my call or keep doing you and while away time till thy kingdom come?
Remember, those who toy with their youth always end up living in Spain but the letter s remain silent. So even if dem dey stay for Barcelona, dem no go still see messi. The ball is in your court and delay is hazardous. Ko ko ko la n ro n fa aditi. Let those who have ears listen. Fly wey no dey hear word, na him dey follow dead body enter grave.
SHERIFAT UMAR.
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